cricketplayer who was born in 1966 in lancashire. he played for Glamorgan, Northern Districts, Otago and England in several world cups. In 2002 maynard was named as "Glamorgan Player of the Year".in the lines 'Have you heard of Matthew Maynard / He's my favourite cricketer / I would rather watch him play / Than pick up my guitar', the statement made by mr carbohydrate is summarized: in this song the hypochondriac, xenophobic and paranoiac nicky Wire proclaims he doesn't want to live the life of a cool rock-star but rather desires to stay at home, eat chips and watch sports on television, and is proud of that.