What the hell is wrong with me
I'm not who I'm supposed to beWhat's my name
Name
NameI tried to join a Ping-Pong club
Sign on the door said all full upWhat's my name
Name
NameHere we are in cambridge now
Are we gonna indulge in the usual clichés
Of dumb class scum
Dumb class war
Yes, for our moneyNow I'm round the back of your house at night
Best Sunday suit, are you sleeping tightWhat's my name
Name
Name...