You've been this way since school
Dysfunctional, translucent
Royalty on your wall
So desperately mundaneThey're inbred baby just like you
But you'd love the chance to eat their food
Even though it has been chewed

royal correspondent
Sad and lonely
Royal correspondent
Kills her dailyDream of the daily mail
It is the holy grail
And then the b.b.c.
Your life would be completeBuild a fountain, wash away the poor
Just as long as your motives are pure
Hold on tight or you just might lose herRoyal correspondent
Wears their Sunday best
Royal correspondent
Smarter than the rest...